Arse Trump at the G-20 Summit


Arse Trump at the G-20 Summit in Germany


Unretouched photos from the G-20 Summit in Hamburg, Germany, clearly show that President Donald Trump is an Arseface.  In the photo, Trump appears to have an asshole where his mouth should be. Up until now, his staff has done a great job of hiding the real Arse Trump from the public spotlight.  It’s likely the reason he communicates primarily over Twitter, and doesn’t allow the press to record press conferences – or even bother to have press conferences.

It wasn’t clear during the summit why there was a foul odor coming from the embattled President every time he opened his mouth until German Chancellor Angela Merkel said to the press, “Look at his mouth”.  “He’s obviously an Arseface”, she added.  Upon close examination of photos from the summit, consensus among the media is that President Donald Trump is, in fact, an Arseface, if not a total asshole. Several people have also noted that he appears to have a very small hemorrhoid on his lower lip.

“This is apparently why the United States President is constantly talking shit”, said Russian President Vladimir Putin in his post-summit press conference on Sunday.  “We have known this for a long time”, he said, “but this is the first time we’ve seen solid proof.  We now know this is not fake news.”